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I had to D: :: SINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get :: :: Commenters, post a face below into the comments :: &#9829; = i want a relationship with you C: = im falling for you :3 = i miss you ;] = i really like you :* = i want to kiss you :< = i hate you : X = i like you O: = i like you but im in a relationship :/ = i like you but your in a relationship :] = your cute

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outsi

Well Detts tagged me for a while ago and I was lazy... any way, here it is: [ TEN things you want to say to TEN different people. ] # Lose some weight, you need it... # Stop hitting my friends. STOP HITTING EVERYONE! I've acctualy said that to this person, MATS is his name and I hate him. # Get a life. # You where my life's biggest mistake. # May I hug you # We should start to talk more with each other # Wanna see a movie with me? # Go and **** your self >.< # If my dog had a cat. My dog's cat would have a rat and that rat would have you as it's pet. [ NINE things about yourself: ] # I'm a fast learner. # Give me an instrument an